The "breaking news" on September 29th, 2008 was about Wall street and how the Dow Jones closed at below 700 due to the $700 billion bailout plan being rejected by the House Monday. This rejection left the bail out plan's fate uncertain and sent the stock market plummeting.

I think you'll agree that this parody, "Government Bailout" to Timbaland's "Give It To Me" sums up what most of us are thinking.